February 2012
25 posts
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
Me: W-would you be my valentine?
Poster of band member:
Me: PLEASE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Poster of band member:
Me: *sobs*
Husband: Why are you talking to that poster of me and my old band?
January 2012
94 posts
