jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

(via hanawasakura)

jellyworld:

Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

(via thanksforjackbarakat)

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via thanksforjackbarakat)

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

(Source: smalldisgruntledcorgi, via jameskiddneverdied)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: elizadeathchilds, via f0rev3r-hall0ween)

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via keethrichards)

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