how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

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I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

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i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

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Hello Stranger, I'm A Disaster.
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